Turkhits 2012

Låtar från 2012 där vi hörde fel låttexter i utländska låtar. Turkhits är det bästbeskrivande ordet jag hittade istället för engelska “misheard song lyrics”. Det är alltså inte bara låtar på turkiska och arabiska som kan vara turkhits, i det här fallet är de alla på engelska.

1. Psy – Gangnam Style

“Open Condom Style, Condom style!”

2. Gotye – Somebody That I Used To Know

You can get addicted to a certain kind of santas

3. Flo Rida – Wild ones

I wanna shit on a clown, with you-ou-ou-ou

4. SKRILLEX – Bangarang

Shouts to all my lost boys, sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shouts to all my lost boys “FREE BROWNIES!”

5. CARLY RAE JEPSEN – CALL ME MAYBE

Poor you came into my life, I pissed you so bad. Pissed you so bad.

6. Fun.: We Are Young ft. Janelle Monáe

Ton-i-i-ight we are yum, so let’s set the wood on fire we cook em right up venison 

7. Nicki Minaj – Starships

And if you a tree, you a tree, tree ,tree

8. LOREEN – “EUPHORIA”

And now I know that you and I are throwing u-u-u-u-u-up 

9. Maroon 5 – Payphone

if happy ever after dead exit, I would still be holding you like fish

10. Kanye West and Jay-Z – Niggas in Paris (Tack Roger!)

Does you pray? Does you Christ? Does you pray? 

11. Coldplay – Paradise

He threw a pair of, pair of, pair of dice

12. Drake – Take Care

When you’re Eddie, Just say your Eddie. 

13. David Guetta – Titanium ft. Sia

You shat it out, 

14. Drive By – Train

When you’re booby, everything is groovy. They don’t like it soupy

15. Sean Paul – She Doesn’t Mind

Why idn’t you ironing, girl? 

16. justin bieber – boyfriend

Tummy, what you like, yeah? Tummy, whatcha don’t ? I could be your Buzz Lightyear. Fly across a goat.

17. Flo Rida – FT. Pitbull “Whistle”

Widdle baby

18. Rihanna – We Found Love ft. Calvin Harris

As a shadow crosses mime, what it takes to foam a lime. 

 

 

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  • Roger

    10.   Kanye West and Jay-Z – Niggas in Paris